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March 31 2020

idylla
Bartłomiej Sienkiewicz.

"Moje pierwsze doświadczenie jest banalne. Państwo polskie istnieje teoretycznie. Praktycznie nie istnieje, dlatego że działa poszczególnymi swoimi fragmentami, nie rozumiejąc, że państwo jest całością. Tam, gdzie państwo działa jako całość, ma zdumiewającą skuteczność. "

To jest zdjęcie płynu do dezynfekcji prodkucji Orlenu, sprzedawanego po paskarkich cenach. Płyn na stacjach miał być po 50zł za 5l, ale tam nikt go nie widział - obsługa mówi na niego Yeti.

Wiekszość ludzi widziała go tylko gdy do fabryki wpadł Andrzej Duda z gospodarską wizytą, tragarzami i fotografami.

Jest tak dlatego, że rząd bohatersko uruchomił narodowy program produkcji płynu w państwowych fabrykach, w dupie mając, że już mamy firmy, które mogłyby ten płyn produkować.

Nasza narodowa duma - Orlen - dostał cały spirytus, a wspominane firmy piszą do ministra listy w tonie dramatyczno-błagalnym, że gdy płyny są najbardziej potrzebne, one będą musiały zamknąć produkcję.

Co lepsze, to nie jest tak, że spirytusu nie ma - gorzelnicy zapewniają, ze mógłby popłynąć szerokim, wonnym strumieniem, ale nie popłynie ponieważ trzeba go skazić.

Skazić go trzeba, bo inaczej będzie obłożony jakąś horrendalną akcyzą, a ministerstwo finansów nie chce jej zdjąć, tylko odpuszca na pare dni, a potem znowu nakłada.

I tu zatrzymajmy się na chwilę:

-Państwo potrafiło zamknąć granice, zamknąć wszystkie sklepy, kina itd. i sprawnie zmobilizować wszystkie służby, szpitale i wojsko

-To samo państwo nie potrafi znieść akcyzy na spiryt, który jest nam potrzebny jak psu jaja do jebania.
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v1als:

tastefullyoffensive:

Worth it. (via welder22)

“Legacy. What is a legacy? It’s planting seeds in a garden you never get to see.” – Hamilton, 2015  

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sixgills:

Werewolf from 2018 🌕🐺

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seek-strength:

geekinallitsglory:

sashaalexanderisalesbianatheart:

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krazieleylines:

typicalpony:

How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.

There is no downside to this at all

This is the best, because it says A CHILD, not your child, so I could pick one of the really poor kids on the streets and go “Your life is going to change right now”, and I could buy everything their family might need, along with a house, a food supply, toys, clothes, and everything they never had the chance to have before. And the best thing is that I could do this with lots of children, and not just one. I could give a lot of children in need a full week of Christmas basically and maybe give them a chance to have a different life. That would be great.

Bless u ^ humanity still exists. 

Plus depending on how you define “child”, you could be helping highschool students who are struggling with application fines and even pay for college tuition, room and board, or books

Bless this post and you kind hearted people.

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"She will take it back some day." -Pink Floyd

virtuous-thing:

kingscrown666:

tselmc:

slowly but surely

This might be one of my favorite posts because it blows my mind how well we keep nature off of man made things when in reality it can grow over like we were never here

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March 30 2020

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indirispeaks:

arewehavingpunyet:

I ain’t afraid of no goats.

I am suspicious of the pineapple though.

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plaidandredlipstick:

hussyknee:

I love how they left out the part about them giving out the lesbian couple’s personal information to send them death threats, running them out of their home, and encouraging other fundies to petition to have their children taken away. **examines fingernails**

Also the fact that they raised half million dollars from other raging homophobes to fund this bigotry. I hope the dickholes lose the shirts off their backs and have to live out of a van. But that’s too much to hope for.

I just wanna add that the lesbian couple were getting married because their mutual friend had just died of cancer and they were adopting her two daughters… and that the death threats were so bad that they had to quit their jobs and move. it’s never just about a cake. it’s about the precedent you set when you allow ppl to discriminate. it’s about all the disgusting bigots that crawl out of the woodwork when they feel like they have the right to hate.

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advanced-procrastination:

gokuma:

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daysofstorm:

dalmonite:

“These are my children.”

“They look nothing li—”

“LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL THEY ARE.”

for some reason I really like that she’s called Hilda.

This happened on my grandmothers farm when my mom was little,

baby ducks act a lot like baby chickens so in the beginning it wasn’t so bad

the main problem is that baby ducks  LOVE water, but baby chickens get very very dead from it,

so you can imagine the mother hens surprise and horror the first time they go by the farm pond and ALL THE BABIES RUN TO THE WATER AND JUMP IN

my grandmother had to come out of the house to investigate all the noise the hen was making

The mother hen was clucking and screeching in distress and running circles around the pond while the duckies were having the time of their lives.

This happened a few more times before Momma hen was like FUCK IT YOU WANNA SWIM SEE WHAT I CARE , and would sit a distance away watching them in the pond.

if the ducks ever abandoned any eggs my grandmother would always put it under that particular hens nest cause from then on she always knew how to deal with her “water loving” delinquent children

BEST ADOPTED MUM

“Half my children are fucking idiots but they’re my children and i love them”

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